I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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