and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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