I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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