So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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