it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I am naked and annoyed.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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