put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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