Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
