Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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