I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I see more hoeing in ur future
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