I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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