I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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