Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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