Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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