She went from zero to smokin in five shots
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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