apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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