so let's talk penis.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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