Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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