he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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