Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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