I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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