she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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