I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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