I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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