i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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