whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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