Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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