I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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