dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
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well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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