i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
And then he peed in my hair
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