It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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