is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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