Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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