Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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