there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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