Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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