and you said cock pushups were impossible
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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