there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Randomize