real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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