You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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