I must be too annoying 4 u.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
tell your sister to shave her snatch
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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