with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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