I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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