im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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