it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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