I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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