on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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