oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize