Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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