are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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