Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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