Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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