spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
they're like a gay fantastic four
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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