I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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