Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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