two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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