Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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